The Snow Is Melting!

The snow is melting – finally! Don’t get me wrong, it’s not melting fast. In fact, I shouldn’t even be writing this because I might jinx it!

As the snow melts, it reveals lots of things hidden underneath. Below, I’ve included a list of the top 6 things that I found and the top 6 things I did not find.

Top 6 Things I Did Find

1. Poop. There is poop everywhere! Gross! I don’t have a dog so I don’t know exactly how this works – but is there a rule prohibiting removal of dog poop during the winter?

2. Gloves. There are gloves everywhere – mostly singles. Are gloves like socks? Can you lose two singles and then make a new pair? Do you just go with a single glove? One glove and one hand in a pocket?

3. Garbage. I know it can get a bit windy in winter, but come on! There is garbage everywhere. Gross!

4. Mud. Syracuse has a great summer, but early Spring and late Fall are not the prettiest. There is mud everywhere.

5. Potholes. OMG, the potholes this year are insane. I did a little research and found that bad potholes are almost everywhere. In fact, some of the worst roads in the country are in California. What do you think Californians, is this true?

6. People acting stupid. What is it about warmer weather? The temperature is barely hitting 30 degrees and people are already acting stupid. I love a lot of things about summer, but people are not one of them.

Top 6 Things I Did Not Find

1. A good Pitbull song. I don’t get it. He keeps putting out songs. The radio keeps putting them on. He’s basically the Nickelback of pop music. Who likes this guy? Fess up. Come clean. I know you’re out there.

2. Climate change policy. I get it. It was a cold winter in parts of the U.S. BUT – did you know the Earth had its warmest winter on record?

3. A Kardashian with a real job. It must be hard being famous… for being famous.

4. An Aziz Ansari joke I didn’t like. OMG, this guy is hilarious. He’s got some new stuff out and LOVE. Love, love, love.

5. The Yankees offense. Full disclosure: I am a Yankees fan. I’m nervous about this season. The pitching is… questionable. The hitting is… questionable (at best). I think it might be a long year. Do you like baseball? Who’s your team?

6. A Facebook post from a human being. Do you remember back in the day when people posted things on Facebook? Once upon a time, it was actually useful for keeping up with your friends. Now, it’s all about the ads. It’s all about the corporations. It’s all about the benjamins. And if you’re lucky, you can find out what your third cousin (that you’ve never met) had for dinner last Friday.

Peace! Have a great weekend – keep running!

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8 Responses to The Snow Is Melting!

  1. charissarunning says:

    Hahaha…there’s not a single Pitbull song I like either. I find his music abominable!!!
    And it’s definitely time for spring clean-up now. I agree the sights out there are not too good right now.

  2. Jessica says:

    hahah. ok I like the song Timber.! it features Kesha though, soo not entirely Pitbulls doings, but it counts right.!?
    and poop, ewwy. Guess people didnt want to clean up after their dog in a snow storm..

  3. Amy says:

    This is hilarious! I have couple oddities that have emerged from the snow to add to your list: televisions (I have seen two), a shopping cart, and vehicles. There was this jeep buried deep in the snow that I’ve been watching emerge from the snow, and last week the snow melted to a point where I realized there was a car parked behind it all winter! Who knew?

  4. I actually like running to Pitbull. I’m sorry (I felt the need to apologize!) I have a theory that dog poop multiplies in the snow somehow. It is EVERYWHERE here too!

  5. Alanna says:

    Haha this is hilarious! Thank you! Oddly enough it’s snowing again in Maryland today. This had better be the last of it!

  6. runsonsyrup says:

    I’m in Rochester, and yeah — the poop and potholes kill me. Of course, it’s snowing today, so all that is hidden once again. But, Pitbull still sucks! 🙂

  7. osarah26 says:

    Oh my gosh, garbage! The highways are LINED with garbage! I’ve never seen that before.

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