Sometimes, people find my blog just by searching “jogs” – obviously, I had to give it a try! I typed it into Google, and sure enough, there I was (on page 5). It wasn’t nearly as exciting as I thought it would be. I wasn’t deterred though. I hopped on over to Google Images and tried again. Things. Just. Got. Interesting. It turns out that lots of celebrities jog! Let’s go over some of the results, shall we?
Chris Martin has been in the news a bit lately. He is in the middle of an unusual divorce, and as we all know, hitting a few miles is one of the best ways to relieve stress. Let me be the first to say, I’m not at all surprised that Chris is an Asics kind of guy.
Calista Flockhart turns 50 this year – 50! I’m pretty sure she could still get lost in a crowd of college students… why? Because she jogs! Duh!
Claire Danes is great. Who doesn’t love Claire Danes? Here, she’s sporting her North Face tights and Saucony kicks. While many of these other “stars” were prancing around LA, Claire was doing her thing in NYC, polar vortex and all! Something tells me she is a regular jogger!
We’ve all had that awkward race photo that doesn’t come out quite right. It doesn’t matter how fast you are or how good looking you are… If you get caught at that moment, well, you get the idea.
So, this came up in the search results. I think Matt is probably still just warming up. Or something. Let’s put it this way – if they ever make a sequel to Failure to Launch, it could be about Matt’s running career.
Whoa. I was pretty amazed by this picture so I did a little research and found Mario’s morning workout schedule:
4:00 Kale/Chia smoothie
5:00 1000 pushups (on knuckles)
6:00 run 8 miles
7:00 lift weights
8:00 1000 one-armed pushups (each side)
9:00 run 8 miles
10:00 lift weights
11:00 two protein shakes
In all seriousness, Mario has run 4:23:30 for the marathon – not bad!
Apparently, Rachel Bilson and Matthew McConaughey have the same trainer.
This guy was on Jersey Shore, right? Does he still qualify as a celebrity? I’ve got a call in to Google for them to update their image search results. To Paulie D’s credit, his form isn’t half bad.
This guy is awesome. He’s funny even when he’s not being funny. And he’s a vegan – how great is that?!
I’ll admit it. I don’t know who Vanessa Hudgens is. But this if funny. I’m curious if Vanessa’s other “hobbies” interfere with her jogging.
Another bad search result by Google – Wilmer isn’t jogging. He’s running. Like he’s being chased. This guy looks fast. I’m guessing he could be a sub-18 5k guy in no time.
If you could go for a jog with one celebrity, who would it be and why?